MySpace Survery Mother Russia style

Name: Sasha Pavlovich
m/f: m
Current location: Internet café
Birthplace: in the gulag (haha Siberia)
Lenin or Stalin: Lenin was cuter ;p
Favorite band: Deep Purple/Nirvana/Abba
Vodka or beer: both at same time – lof :^>
In the past month have you drank alcohol: yes
In the past month have you been drunk: Only when I take driver test – just kid, me lose eyes when drink mean vodka.
Tolstoy or Dostoevsky: noone, busy drinking mean vodka
Do you want to get married: only to American – http://www.RussianHotties.ru
Age you started smoking: 10
Do you want to go to college: I buy degree instead
Irkutsk or Yakutsk: neither
Paul McCartney or Kurt Cobain: CANT DECIDE
Yesterday or Smells Like Teen Spirit: add in Macarena and make medley – I like boom shake boom
Is Kurt Cobain dead: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metro or bus: both
Summer or winter: Winter – more reason to drink
Number of cd’s you own: I dont technical own… ;)
Favorite movie: Titanic/Pink Floyd’s the Wall
Favorite hang-out: underpass by my hous
First thoughts waking up: where am i?!!!!!!!! where is my wallet???
Age you started drinking: the womb (thanks mama!)
Most overused phrase on instant messenger: loll comrade
Favorite pastime: Russian roulette jk – only sometime
What do you want to be when you grow up: pirate ^ just like my papa
Group dates or single dates: many single date
Coffee or tea: Tea my mamma raised me good
Do you shower daily: i dont have shower…
Been in love: yes every day new girl
Favorite holiday: Women Day haha
Favorite TV show: Santa Barbara
Do you think you’re attractive: have you seen my moustache?! it awesome!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you stolen anything: define “stolen”
What country would you most like to visit: Washington D.C.
Shoes you wore today: ABIBAS

Editors note: I'm sorry to all you intellectuals out there, but I couldn't resist the juvenile stereotypes and hackneyed jokes. Hopefully I got it all out of my system, but I can't make any promises.