Thursday, February 01, 2007

Daniel Radcliffe

“Even the play's producers are surprised at Radcliffe's dramatic transformation. "To have a six-pack like that at that age, when some people try for 25 years to get one ... we were gobsmacked (translation: amazed) at how suddenly he turned into this swan," producer David Pugh tells PEOPLE.”

We at People Magazine recently had the opportunity of interviewing David Pugh, producer of the upcoming play Equus in which Harry Potter (aka Daniel Radcliffe) bares all.

People: I’ll get straight to it David, the people of the world know about the lightning scar, but they want more, tell us about Harry’s body.

David Pugh: Well, I and a number of the other producers were some of the first blokes to get a good gander at Harry during an initial viewing, and well, after we ripped our eyeballs from Daniel’s (aka Harry Potter’s) sumptuouosly peelie-wally (translation: pale) bahookie (translation: bum (translation: buttocks)) and flowering pubescence as seen for our upcoming play Equus, we didn’t stand up…that’s about all I can say, and I’m not even a bugger (translation: a fag that’s a man). Really, I mean really, Daniel views this role as his opportunity to tell the world, “hello world, here I am, I’m all grown-up and I’m producing baby gravy by the lorry-load [chuckles], so take a good hard look.”

People: What do you say to Daniel’s critics that think this play is not appropriate for him as a role model for the world’s youth?

David Pugh: Well, that’s a right good ol’ question…we…well…I don’t want to argue the toss but I’d have to tell them to give the play a chance and wait to see it, I mean, it’s not just about Daniel wiggling his beaver cleaver (translation: we think this is a penis) and deliciously rose-tinged arse all willy-nilly across the stage, it’s about real art and the beauty of life…and it’s about Daniel’s yummy body [licks lips].

People: In one of the pictures recently released we see Harry…I mean Daniel acting coy with a horse, is there any chance of giving the part of the horse to a Hippogriff?

David Pugh: [Erupts into laughter, wheezes uncontrollably through gnarled teeth, eventually regains composure] No…[Erupts into laughter again]…but that would be the bees knees, now wouldn’t it?

6 comments:

Nicholas said...

The horse Daniel is posing with is actually a(n) unicorn.

JAK said...

No it isn't. Where's its lone horn? I didn't think they even existed.

Natalie said...

if daniel radcliffe was a woman, joel would be his brassiere.

Anonymous said...

if natalie was a man, she would be smart.

Christine said...

Daniel is so hot (or should I say fergalicious?)! Do you think he's done drugs?

Anonymous said...

No, he is more intelligent than that, and he is surrounded by fantastic people who protect him a lot.
He has enough problems already, being so famous. He doesn't need more.

I actually saw the play last month and it's the best play I've ever seen, pure theatre. Daniel is a brilliant actor, I was very impressed. And yes, he has a great body, even better in person than pics.