Monday, March 14, 2005

Flexitarians, the bottom dwellers of society

The FDA has recently coined the new term flexitarian, "an individual who mostly eats vegetables with an occassional serving of meat." Being a strict vegetarian myself I am appalled that these aforementioned individuals have come up with a new category for their lack of self-control. I was once a meat addict and I know how tantalizing a T-bone steak can be. It seems as though you will never feel sorry enough for those animals to keep you away from that slice of meatloaf.... the critters have already been killed right? so it'll be okay to just have a bite, right?....WRONG! If we don't stop this wave of hypocrisy our battle against meat will be lost forever. With these "flexitarians" we may never be taken seriously. We've been working so hard for equal rights with the meat-eating population, we can't let these gluttons bring us down! Vegetarians unite and don't stand for excuses such as "nutrient value" or "protein deficiency" we must encourage these flexitarians to finish their transformation or go back where they came from!!

1 comment:

JAK said...

Upon perusal of this post I must apologize for the gift of the delicious, yet savage feast of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger I brought forthwith to you on occasion of your sickness.

carnivorous Pete