1) Hike at Smith Rock - all uphill, while fasting (from food, water, and Dan Brown novels)
2) Go to Beach: While at beach, get a suntan, read many leatherbound books, smell of rich mahogany, eat a jellyfish, pour one out for our departed homie Keiko (RIP my big black and white brother...or sister...or gender-neutral whale), eat at Joel's parents' expense (Lobster!).
3) Write best-selling novella (A short prose tale often characterized by moral teaching or satire.) Title = Park Place Treachery: A coming of age tale of boyscouts, moral teaching, and satire.
4) Go to Portland, visit Chris' estranged brother,
5) Become two with nature, because becoming "one" in the biblical sense with a spruce would be downright painful, illegal, and could attract bears.
6) Write Joel's thesis (I'm not kidding. I really do have to write my thesis).
7) Make oodles of noodles and cash (Chris working at Red Horse - drop in and pay a visit, where everyone knows your name, but you wish they didn't, the good ol' Red Horse Coffee Company in historic downtown Corvallis).
8) Get Joel a haircut - actually, first drive out the family of rats that has infested Joel's mane with a cat, and then get a haircut, unless of course that draws a dog, in which case we may have to visit the zoo - you know, to get a panda...or some other ferocious quadriped.
9) Read lots of great literature - first on Chris' list is "Madame Hunchback" (see comment on Christine's previous post. First on Joel's list - Baker's Encyclopedia of Christian Apologetics
10) Kill Harry Potter
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