Tuesday, February 22, 2005

One out of Four College Textbooks Becomes the Victim of a Bibliophile every Minute (Statistics for the Liar, V. 77, June 32, 1834)

...but only one in 7 indecent assaults is reported.

Question 1: What book would you like to read?

Question 2: When should we read it?

Question 3: Why do men have nipples?

We need a quorum of at least three members according to the by-laws (Section III.b) regarding these issues. Please, post suggestions and/or votes in the comments section.

Note: The Quiet American, by Graham Greene has been suggested. Other suggestions would be appreciated.

Best,

The Honorable Rev. Dr. Joel A.K. III esquire ThD ThM PhD etc. etc. etc.

1 comment:

Nicholas said...

I am of the opinion that the aforementioned book is a most excellent choice. I would also like to lay an idea out on my massive dining room table made of Indian mahogany and inlayed with mother of pearl and human bone: Reading and subsequent discusion should commence no earlier than the beginning of our spring term of study.
Another thought: Katie should only be allowed to read every other day. She, having completed her undergraduate drudgery only to receive a cute document varifying her genius, will have more time than anyone to tear through the pages of the chosen book and might finish weeks before the rest, created potentiality for ruining the many surprises and twists that Mr. Greene has for us. Just a thought.
One further note: Why do men have nipples? I say, why not?

Until the Gallows,
Lucius P. Sunderland