Monday, February 13, 2006

To J.P. on the occasion of an affront prior to a forthcoming midterm

My Esteemed Colleagues and Friends:

Ahem. . .

"Woefully Ignorant"
You call me
And people like me

[Now] These feelings lain bare
Eleemosynary praise
Soothes not my soul

My shelf of treasures
Aspires not
To bear your volumes

Have mercy J.P.
Upon the cretinous mind
Who sits before you.


The End

1 comment:

Christine said...

Katie, now that I've had a glimpse of your genius, I am too intimidated to ever speak with you again.