This post contains explicit content, parental discretion is advised (unless your parent is also my parent... then don't worry about it)
"Today we're practicing peri-care" says Lynda with a smirk. Everyone in the class laughs, I laugh too but I'm not sure at what. Lynda opens the locked cupboard and reaches for something in the back. My lingering smile turns to astonishment as I realize what she has. I can't believe she is holding a fake vagina in her hand! She sets it down and reaches again... I can't look for fear of what is to come! The next thing I know Lynda is prying my hands from my eyes. "Jackie! It's just a wash rag... but what you fear comes tomorrow." The entire class erupts with laughter. I run out of the room. I guess I'm not cut out to clean elderly private parts... I'm off to find another career!
Monday, June 20, 2005
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Dear Jackie~
I'm sorry you had to clean synthetic genitals - although, I am excited to hear how your run-in with our other reproductive friend "down there" went.
Best,
Lynda Isasicko
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